Hello Friend,

I thought today might be a good day to give Santa Claus a personal message, now that he has done his job.

   Imagine, thousands of folks woke up this morning and discovered telescopes under their Christmas tree.

And if you were not one of them, read on my friend:

Here is my message to Kris Kringle:

Dear Santa,

You have done another miraculous job once again this year.

I did the science on how you delivered all the presents , and honestly I still cannot figure out
how you can get it all done in such a timely manner.

Do you by any chance  have a warp drive on your sleigh?

I also heard from a Professor Ian Stewart, who is a maths prof. at Warwick University in the UK,
that reindeer antlers are actually  fractal vortex shredding devices^

Can you confirm if that is true?

Just curious.

Now, I know you are busy building toys most of the year, but I wanted to suggest that you might
want to consider taking up a new hobby as well, for you and the elves?

Please consider becoming an amateur astronomer.

I have some good news for you as well.  Khan Scope  is open   boxing day December 26th
from 10am to 8pm (EST).   http://khanscope.com/

So now would be a good time to drop by and pick up a great deal on a telescope.

Who knows, maybe even Mrs. Claus might enjoy stargazing too?

Yours Sincerely,

Ray Khan

PS I do hope that you enjoyed the gingerbread cookies and milk (2% lactose free)  that I left out for you
      Christmas eve. because they were snarfled when I woke up this morning.