Subject: "GRINCH Alert: 24-Hour Flash Sale Is Here!"

"Save big before this deal disappears—faster than Joe Biden from the podium!"

Hi Friend

Here’s the deal: we’re in a holiday mood, and we’re throwing down 5% off everything* not already on sale. That’s right, treat yourself to some epic gear and save a little extra.


The catch? It’s only for 24 hours. After that, this deal disappears faster than Joe Biden leaves a press conference.


Oh, and you’ll need this code at checkout:


Code: GRINCH


It’s a little cheeky, but hey, it’s the holidays.You’ll thank us when you’re sitting under the stars with your new telescope or accessory.


The Fine Print:

*Valid on regular-priced items only and applies only to items currently in stock. Sale ends tomorrow, Monday Dec 16th at 11:30pm. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.


 Shop Now and Save 5%

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