Hello Friend,

Lately, we have had a lot of flat-earthers coming into our retail store.

Did they just send all the looney tunes over to Toronto, or what?

You can't reason with these people as they are conspiracy theorists.

Even when you point out the facts to them, they rattle off pure bull snot nonsense.

Well, they can kiss my grits, because unless you want to talk science and logic, we are not interested
in banter that involves language like:  "Yeah bro, that image of Saturn you showed me is done with CGI!"

Really? "Bro?"

Carl Sagan was right.  We need to eliminate all forms of pseudoscience.  (And idiots while we are at it).

Including Bigfoot theory, because we all know that Bigfoot does not exist, right?

Of course if you live in Palookaville and you've  seen a hairy monster  coming at you after downing a few bottles
of scotch and find out in the morning it was just your wife about to nail you with a frying pan again
well that's a whole different story.

Perhaps she forgot to shave that day?  Just saying.

Large doses of liquor does funny things to the mind.

A friend told me.

Now I am here to bring you JUST THE FACTS.

And they are as follows:

Celestron CGEM II Telescope & Mount Sale