Hello Friend,

Well it looks like the Royal Family is in quite the tizzy these days.

Defection by William? How can this possibly be?

Here’s a guy that served in two tours in Afghanistan after all.

Kudos to him.

Of course, now that he’s been dragged across the pond by his wife the
now
Infamous Meghan Markle .

maybe a 3rd tour might get him back into “good form”.

Meghan had her own “tour” dating an ex-porn actor in a previous life,
but what’s that got to do with anything you say?

I don’t know; but I wonder what Her Royal Majesty thinks about this
muck-up?

If you decide to call your baby Archie, then obviously you ain’t opting
for a king
Down the road are you?

Could the next child be called Reggie possibly, if a boy? Or Jughead?
How about Betty or Veronica if a girl.

That’s why we are having our first ever 50% Off on Used telescopes sale
right now at Khan Scope Centre.

Yes, that’s a whopping 50% off all Telescopes and mounts in the store
right now.
There are a few exceptions, and they are clearly marked.

Why 50% off?

Well Harry would be better if he flew back to England and left the other
50% behind in Canada. I mean now that the ex-royals will be drinking red
rose tea like the rest of us blighters and ex-pats he could still apoligize
to her majesty and get back in the good books.

Might they now actually get a real job? Maybe work at Time Hortons to get ingratiated into Canadian ways, cultures and customs.

Please you two: Stay in Vancouver, don’t move to Toronto.

Want to save 50% on your next used telescope purchase? Then head on
Down to the retail store.

The real reason though is we have large spring stock arriving soon and
nowhere to put the inventory. We are jam packed. Even our separate
warehouse is full so we must move floor stock.

We have never previously offered a deal this good.

Unfortunately, we cannot ship these used telescopes, it’s a strictly buy
in person deal.

Apologies for this, but the cost of packing them safely and getting them to
you in good order is prohibitive.

So if you can make it in to the shop this month, that is still your best
bet.

We are currently open 7 days a week.

Clear Skies,

Ray Khan