Subject: Dad Blast it! $100 Savings off one of our Bestselling Meade Telescopes this weekend only

Hello Friend,

What the hey?  

We received a large shipment yesterday of our very popular and best-selling
Meade ETX 125 

Maksutov-Cassegrain telescope.

Now while that is not a bad thing itself, the problem is that we have literally nowhere to  put
inventory that was supposed to come at the end of April.

Our warehouse is full. Our retail storage is full.

Some bucket head at Meade Instruments decided to ship early and for cryin' out loud now it's my problem to deal with.

What a confounded nuisance this i!

 Does someone at Meade Instruments need to be made redundant?

Well no. We all make flipping mistakes, don't we?    Ummm. What's the name of our Prime minister.....?

Here is my solution: Offer a rare $100 off the Meade ETX 125 and make the problem go away.

Our accountant says I've lost my onions.

My response? "I'm practical about these things  Mr. Accountant ,sir."

Just because some one else created  this whole shucky- darn problem I am the one whose gotta 
fix it.

I say: Bull twinkies.  Getting the job done.

Clear Skies,

Ray Khan

PS Our retail store will be closed Good Friday for the holiday weekend. We will be open, Saturday,
Sunday, and Monday normal bizness hours.

PPS This ETX $100 discount offer ends: Easter Monday, April 2nd midnight.