Subject: Merry Christmas (2017) Life saving tips, Jokes.

Merry Christmas (2017)
Life sving tips, and Jokes!
Dear Friend,

Merry Christmas! I sincerely hope your home is filled with the joy of Christmas, friends, and loved ones!

I am happy to announce that I continue to make progress writing a book that I believe will change the field of health care forever.. I hope to finally have that done within next couple of months.

 The following information can potentially save your life or the life of someone you love:

1) Don't just lay there.. If you or someone you love ever ends up in a bed waiting to heal.. don't just lay there!  Move and breathe! Contract and relax muscles like you are doing Chi Gung in bed. You will be far less likely to get the infections, or the kidney failure.

When they discovered the key to finally making progress in healing lymphedema they discovered the key to all healing in the body. You see they learned that it was about the trapped particulates in between the cells. If they just wrapped the extremity that was afflicted and got the water out , as soon as they unwrapped it the fluid would come right back. Once they began compression and decompression over and over they began to work out the trapped particulates and aided the removal of these with the lymphatic system and the excess fluids would remain gone from the afflicted limbs. Now they got it figured out, but they won't say another word to the public about it.

Here is another potentially life saving concept:

2) Once when I taught one of my passengers how vast the lymphatic system was they commented, "NO wonder once the cancer cells get into the lymphatic system you are done for." I said "That is not true!  Cancer does not cause cancer. It is opportunistic! It can only go where it can survive.  Like all other infectious organisms it cannot survive in a healthy well oxygenated environment such as the vacuum state. There is an environment where cancer cannot live and its the vacuum state. There is also another condition that only cancer can live and it is the swampy state. See the illustration below, Side A represents the vacuum state, and Side B represents an environment that practically requires cancer.

 They didn't want to reveal the fact that it was all about the environment because then its all about prevention, and natural but highly unprofitable methods for eliminating the disease are all that people will want to use. You can't cure a naturally occurring condition but you can remedy it through natural modalities.
Now on the lighter side, here are some jokes that I found quite humorous!  I hope you all enjoy them.

A Sunday school teacher asked her Class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''

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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."


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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from E-mail.

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One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers."

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"


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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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I hope you enjoyed the newsletter. Thank you dearly for your precious time and consideration and Best wishes!

Prof. Karl West
801-226-0123
http://www.ial.org


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