Subject: CEO Notice: Out-Of-Stock Black Friday?

CEO Notice: Out-Of-Stock Black Friday?

November 25th, 2021 at 3:33 pm PST

CEO: Out-Of-Stock Black Friday?From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmaceutical chemistHelps people ditch their meds to live youngAuthor of 3 ...

Our First Thanksgiving...and Hangover Cure (PIC!)

November 25th, 2021 at 11:17 am PST

Our First Family Thanksgiving...And How We Avoided a Hangover! From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmaceutical chemistHelps people ditc ...

Black Friday Materialism Worship?

November 23rd, 2021 at 10:00 am PST

More, More, More...Black Friday!From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmaceutical chemistHelps people ditch their meds to live youngAuthor of 3 ...

Sunday Last Call Discount! Fighting Off COVID?

November 21st, 2021 at 3:29 pm PST

Sunday Last Call!Fighting Off COVID! (How to Get More Antibodies Naturally and Get 15% Off!) From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmace ...

Entering a Wrestling Tournament at 47 Years old

November 17th, 2021 at 7:00 pm PST

That Wrestling Match at 47!(All New Pre-Workout Unleashes Your Cardio and Endorphin High!) From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmaceuti ...

1-Hour Left: Natural Antibody Sale!

November 17th, 2021 at 1:15 pm PST

Got Antibodies?This Botanical Wonder Will Guarantee It!(1-Hour Left! 3-Pack Special!)From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmaceutical chemistH ...

This 3-Pack Special Ends Soon!

November 16th, 2021 at 3:02 pm PST

ABC News: Straight Talk DeliversMis-Information! From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmaceutical chemistHelps people ditch their meds t ...

ABC NEWS: Straight Talk Misinformation ALERT (3-Pack Special!)

November 15th, 2021 at 3:48 pm PST

ABC News: Straight Talk DeliversMis-Information! From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmaceutical chemistHelps people ditch their meds t ...

It's More Fun Naked?

November 6th, 2021 at 5:09 am PST

Stripped Down, It's More Fun Naked  From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmaceutical chemistHelps people ditch their meds to live young ...

CEO: Low Stock From Shortages?

November 5th, 2021 at 3:42 pm PST

Store-Wide LOW STOCK ALERTS!  From Shane The People's Chemist Ellison, M.S. 
Bachelor's degree in biology
Master's degree in organic chemistryAbandoned his career as a pharmaceutical chemistHelps people ditch their meds to live youngAutho ...