As “The People's Chemist” (TPC), I've been developing and manufacturing botanical medicine for 30 years!

Not vitamins.

If you're still buying vitamins, you've been had.

And your health will suffer.

Most people are 50 years behind on the vitamin curse...

Yes, I said curse.

That's because vitamins today will kill you, in slow motion. And yet everyones waddling around like fat bats grabbing for any and everything that reads "vitamin."

Stop this sh#t.

The word vitamin came from Casimir Funk, PhD. He coined the term "vital-amine" to describe the importance of thiamine in rice. Without it, toxic, metabolic byproducts build up in the blood leading to memory loss, tinnitus, poor energy and more. The outcome is the disease beriberi. Thiamine or B1 became a "vitamin," a shortened version of vital-amine.

Thanks to a billion-and-one bozos trying to make a buck from the "deficiency hypothesis," millions are now choking down a synthetic form of thiamine, labeled as a vitamin - vitamin B1.

And lo-and behold, it's f@#ckin toxic.

The peer-reviewed medical journal Cancer Genomics and Proteomics warns, "Thiamine supplementation may contribute to a high rate of tumor cell survival, proliferation and chemotherapy resistance."

That's because anything made on a lab bench and labeled as a vitamin is BAD FOR YOU.

..you don't need to regurgitate the studies you read online to me. They're published and written by the same f@#cking industry that sells you the "vitamins."

It's known as ghost writing and checkbook science. These tools of the trade are sniper rifles to your bow-and-arrow understanding of what health is, what a nutrient is, what pure water is, what a medicine is...

Just saying.

Big Pharma and the newly minted snake-oil salesmen pushing "vitamins" are keeping the vitamin curse strong! Enter vitamin D, folic acid, vitamin A, NAD+, calcium...anything that isn't plant or food based will trash your liver, kidney and ultimately your lifespan, regardless of how pretty the label is.

Stop taking the f#$cking vitamins.

To help you feel safe about what you're taking to live young, I created my “3-Step Purity Promise.”

It’s an iron-clad safety and efficacy policy that was put in place to protect you and your family from unwanted side effects. It guarantees you 3 things—that every TPC PLANT BASED REMEDY:

1. Has positive, measurable results, as confirmed by decades of research. 

2. Is free of pesticides, insecticides, and any other type of inorganic products that wreak havoc on human health. 

3. Has 100% guaranteed medicinal content in every batch—which means you never get dead, inactive ingredients that do nothing. You get potent medicinal compounds that do what they were intended to do.

This promise, along with all of my products, guarantees you more life moments, more special occasions, and more celebrations.

Dare to live young!

The People’s Chemist

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