I woke up to a text from Jeff, my CEO.
"Houston, we have a problem."
I was coaching the kids class at my jiujitsu gym. Aubrey was getting rag-dolled. At 8 years old she's the youngest and the lightest by 15 pounds. I watched close to make sure she wasn't getting injured and also had a keen eye on her emotions. She knows she must stay poised, focused and determined under the worst circumstances. That's her super power.
Sure enough, she went flying only to be landed on. She lost her breath and for a split second rage filled her blood...no! Alas, a quick recovery, a calm look, she had already secured her position, locked in her grips and got the submission.
That's my girl!
"What's the problem?" I asked, Jeff.
"We're backordered. And we're almost backordered, on the backorders. People are pissed!"
I insisted that we should, "remind them that we make the best botanical medicine in the world and that we're doing our absolute best...nobody will go without product."
Thus, if you're waiting for product, be patient. If you understand what you're buying from The People's Chemist, then you'll understand that I'm not selling me-too bullshit products that are readily available at the store or even online.
Any jackass can private label vitamin D, omega fatty acids, krill oil, junk-green powder and vitamin C or folate and shove it into the toxic "veggie cap" which is nothing more than poisonous textile glue. And that's what THEY ALL DO!
Every product on the market is nothing more than the same bullshit formula with someone else's brand name on it.
I've been designing and manufacturing medicine for three decades! And the word is out! There's no comparison! Blood clots, blood pressure, diabetes, memory, inflammation, pain, obesity, sports performance, it doesn't matter! I have them all covered!
And that's why backorders are backordered. The smart ones get it! So again, be patient. All orders are shipping in 1-2 weeks!
Be poised, focused and determined and everything will work out fine, regardless of the bumps and bruises along the way.
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Dare to live young!
The People's Chemist
P.S. Did you get my new Straight Talk in the mail???? Let me know!