It Sometimes you have to suck it up and drink dirty tequila, then swallow the worm.
That’s what my wife’s father did—after I told him:
“I’m marrying your daughter.”
This was twenty years ago. I was on break from graduate school where I was finishing my degree in medicinal chemistry.
After I shared the news, I brought out the tequila to celebrate.
That was a special occasion. Outside of rare moments like that, you should always be vigilant about what you put into your body…especially when you’re buying health products!
As “The People's Chemist” (TPC), I've been developing and manufacturing botanical medicine for longer than I’ve been married. To ensure that my own family is as healthy as possible, I’ve refused to use cane sugar, artificial flavors, colors, fillers, dye-based products synthetic capsules in any of my products. For that reason, I’ve banned the following commonly used toxins from my lab:
Titanium Dioxide (causes liver tumors)
Magnesium Stearate (causes constipation)
Carrageenan (disrupts nutrient absorption)
Silicon Dioxide (stomach cancer)
Calcium Carbonate (hardens arteries)
Glucose Syrup (makes your @ss fat)
Sucrose (leads to obesity and Alzheimer’s)
Dextrose (clogs up your arteries)
High Fructose Corn Syrup (wrecks your hormones)
Chromium (cancer-causing)
Cholecalciferol (a.k.a. synthetic Vitamin D, leading cause of heart failure)
Soy (feminizing)
These health-destroying ingredients are found in almost every store-bought “health product” out there.
That’s why I created my “3-Step Purity Promise.” It’s an iron-clad safety and efficacy policy that was put in place to protect you and your family from unwanted side effects. It guarantees you 3 things—that every TPC botanical medicine product:
1. Has positive, measurable results, as confirmed by decades of research.
2. Is free of pesticides, insecticides, and any other type of inorganic products that wreak havoc on human health.
3. Has 100% guaranteed medicinal content in every batch—which means you never get dead, inactive ingredients that do nothing. You get potent medicinal compounds that do what they were intended to do.
This promise, along with all of my products, guarantees you more life moments, more special occasions, more celebrations, and perhaps more tequila. (But I’d advise holding off on the worm. Grandpa was hung over for two days.)
Dare to live young!
The People’s Chemist
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