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The People's Chemist - Straight Talk

ALERT: FREE Shipping!

First Come, First Serve

Be Patient

From Shane "The People's Chemist" Ellison, M.S.

  • 
Bachelor's degree in biology


  • Master's degree in organic chemistry

  • Abandoned his career as a pharmaceutical chemist

  • Helps people ditch their meds to live young

  • Author of 3 Worst Meds & more

ALERT! As of October 1, both shipping houses have been restocked. That means I have finished production and quality control!


Still, I have listed a many products as LOW STOCK or BACK ORDERED!


I'm keeping up as best I can!


I am still taking all orders and everything is going out within 24 hours!!


But it will be first come, first serve.


At checkout, you now have the option for FREE shipping!


It won't last!


If you want it delivered to your front door - for FREE - hurry and place your order now by clicking here!!


At the start of 2024, I told you I was not raising prices and I was not taking a single f@#cking day off.


I kept that promise. And it was met with massive growth.


I need your patience.


As “The People's Chemist” (TPC), I've been developing and manufacturing botanical medicine for more than 2 decades.


To ensure that my own family is as healthy as possible, I’ve refused to use cane sugar, artificial flavors, colors, fillers, dye-based products synthetic capsules in any of my products. For that reason, I’ve banned the following commonly used toxins from my lab: 


  • Titanium Dioxide (causes liver tumors)

  • Magnesium Stearate (causes constipation)

  • Carrageenan (disrupts nutrient absorption)

  • Silicon Dioxide (stomach cancer)

  • Calcium Carbonate (hardens arteries)

  • Glucose Syrup (makes your @ss fat)

  • Sucrose (leads to obesity and Alzheimer’s) 

  • Dextrose (clogs up your arteries)

  • High Fructose Corn Syrup (wrecks your hormones)

  • Chromium (cancer-causing)

  • Cholecalciferol (a.k.a. synthetic Vitamin D, leading cause of heart failure)

  • Soy (feminizing)


These health-destroying ingredients are found in almost every store-bought “health product” out there.


That’s why I created my “3-Step Purity Promise.” It’s an iron-clad safety and efficacy policy that was put in place to protect you and your family from unwanted side effects. It guarantees you 3 things—that every TPC botanical medicine product:


1. Has positive, measurable results, as confirmed by decades of research. 


2. Is free of pesticides, insecticides, and any other type of inorganic products that wreak havoc on human health. 


3. Has 100% guaranteed medicinal content in every batch—which means you never get dead, inactive ingredients that do nothing. You get potent medicinal compounds that do what they were intended to do.


This promise, along with all of my products, guarantees you more life moments, and more special occasions.


At checkout, you now have the option for FREE shipping!


It won't last!


If you want it delivered to your front door - for FREE - hurry and place your order now by clicking here!!


Dare to live young!

The People’s Chemist


P.S. I've been designing botanical medicine for more than 30 years. Add to that, I'm not a bitch and I don't take days off. I don't do podcasts. I don't go to retreats. I don't take cold showers/baths. I'm not in a men's group. Im on the front lines of living young, day in and day out. That's why...why I'm low stock, back ordered and everything else. I'll get caught up. Get in line. Place your order at www.thepeopleschemist.com.


LIVE YOUNG NOW!


Time To Ditch The Meds!