At the Ellison Christmas Party there were soap makers, grave diggers and troublemakers...It was a proper Filthy Animal Christmas.
[Filthy Animal: Someone who is unapologetically an original and knows that a man is only as good as his word and his work ethic. A dying breed]
We had wine, Mezcal and for the few who needed it, some magic mushrooms stuffed into the bottom of their stockings.
And inevitably, we talked about what the New Year had in store.
There was a lot of talk about 2022 goals.
But, I had to remind everyone in my family that "we need to always strive to be good at doing the things we hate."
Everything else will fall into place.
So, in 2022 I'm resolving to be more disciplined at:
(I'm also resolving to work my absolute hardest as The People's Chemist to not raise prices ALL year, despite the massive price hikes and shortages of raw material!)
And, I'm pushing Blair, Adrian and Joel (soap makers) to make more chemical-free soap at the Filthy Animal soap lab. We started this 3 years ago from our garage and ever since, we haven't been able to keep our chemical-free soap in stock...
...which is why I'm writing you now.
There are a dozen ways to produce soap-like products.
And they're all very easy with high profit margins.
But there's only one way to make real, chemical free soap that won't cause caner. And it takes 6-months to a year. It's messy, slow, tedious and sometimes it doesn't even work due to unforeseen changes in weather.
But we still do it.
We just released our 6-packs of charcoal and Wonder Woman Bars for you to stock up on before 2022 hits! VERY LIMITED EDITION!
Click here now to get your Limited Edition Bars!
Stay Filthy,
The People's Chemist
P.S. Start getting good at the shit you don't want to do.
