In college, my superpower was taking tests, not much else.

My "kryptonite" (the thing that almost ruined me) was going to class, and dealing with other students and teachers. 

...I can't stand to hear people speak.  And I failed at exchanging pleasantries with fellow students.

I came up with a solution.

I decided to study alone and only show up to class on test days, most of the time.

That worked… until my first analytical chemistry test.

I sat down and pulled out my favorite, perfectly sharpened, #2 pencil. It was whittled down to my preferred, five and a half inches.

The professor announced, "Today's test is timed. You only have 40 minutes."

I hate surprises. 

I had planned on 60 full minutes. (That's 40 minutes to take the test… and 20 to check everything to decimal-point precision.) After all, this was ANALYTICAL F@#CKING CHEMISTRY.

I sat there for 30 seconds, stunned.  

I knew there was no way for me to take the test the way I wanted to.

I got up and made a slow walk to the professor, eyes locked with his. 

(I passed all the wanna-be, future debt-slaves who were at their desks, churning the tiny gears in their head. None of them challenged the 40-minute rule. Nor questioned it.)

"Here's my test," I told the teacher. "I'm on an athletic scholarship and that means I earned a full 60-minute class, not a 40-minute one. F@ck the test."

He looked at me, aghast. He assured me, "There are only three tests for the semester Mr. Ellison. One zero guarantees you won't get an A...and I know you're an A student in chemistry."

"I am. But I'd rather be learning than chasing grades from a chemistry teacher who likes to throw in surprises just for kicks…"

And out I went...straight to the gym.

I aced all future tests and scored 66.66% for the semester.  Awful.  But I kept my principles. That felt better.

Manipulation is what tests are all about.

Rarely are they there to help you.

Same is true in medicine and medical "testing."

For example… a "cholesterol test" is there to scare you about your "rising" cholesterol. But that's what cholesterol is supposed to do — rise. As you age, the higher your cholesterol is, the longer you live. The lower it is, the shorter you live. Studies have shown this.

Then there's the vitamin D test. It's designed for every human on the planet to fail it. Why? Because the "correct" results are artificially high, designed to hook you on lab-derived vitamin D2 and D3. (Total poisons responsible for the high rates of A-Fib, fatigue and heart failure.)

Then there's the thyroid test. If you have a thyroid, that must mean you should be placed on meds.

On and on. It's all the same BS.

And now we have the coronavirus test.

Rest assured, it's built on more manipulation.

You can't test for coronavirus.

Here are three reasons why:

1. A beer bottle could test positive for Coronavirus

Carrying a virus doesn't make us sick. We live in a sea of viruses. They're just a part of life. Your DNA is filled with them!

If there were an accurate test to measure whether or not we were a carrier, it would mean nothing…much like if a beer can tested positive for coronavirus, which it could. You could drink that beer, break the bottle over the head of a mask-wearing loudmouth… and neither of you would be infected.

"Based on the number of viruses she found in her samples, Proctor estimated that every liter of seawater contained up to one hundred billion viruses." ― Carl Zimmer, A Planet of Viruses

Even the cleanest surface in your house could test positive for coronavirus. It doesn't mean sh#t. It means you live in a sea of LIFE!

2. An antibody test is only good for measuring whether you're dead or alive.

An antibody is only proof that you have an immune system. These are the soldiers that protect your battlefield...they attack and destroy "biological nasties."  They don't indicate whether you are sick or not.

If you're dead, you will have zero antibodies… showing that your immune system is "out of service." 

If you're alive, you will have tons of them.

The antibodies IgG and IgM are being labeled as "specific for coronavirus."  But they are not specific for coronavirus…LOL. They are specific to humans!!!!

That's why it's so easy to have a "positive" COVID test!

The World Health Organization stressed this saying, "There are five major types of antibodies - IgA, IgG, IgM, IgD and IgE. IgG antibodies are the smallest antibody and are found in all body fluids. They are the most abundant immunoglobulin, comprising about 75-80% of all the antibodies in the body."

Isn't it clear that apes are running the coronavirus tests?

3. A PCR-Test is a toy for nerds and detectives, not for doctors diagnosing coronavirus…or any virus.

The Polymerase Chain Reaction (PCR) test was invented by Dr. Kary Mullis. A hero to scientific method, he won the Nobel Prize for his work. He invented the test to characterize DNA. Think: crime scenes. At 6 feet in length, the PCR amplifies the DNA strand so it can be better identified, then traced back to its source.

The coronavirus isn't 6 feet long. It's a mere strand. Worse, the coronavirus isn't even DNA. It's RNA (retrovirus)…if it exists at all.

That means before you could even perform a PCR test… you'd have to first make a perfect copy of something that is 1000th the size of a grain of salt.

That would be like trying to find a pubic hair in The Sea of Cortez, then finding who it belonged to. That's how ridiculous a PCR test is.

Recognizing this inability of the PCR, Dr. Mullis said, "The tests can detect genetic sequences of viruses, but not viruses themselves."

Like most "tests," the coronavirus (COVID-19 or otherwise) test is a fraud. It's a tool for control and profit. That's it.

It's the stupid "surprise" test that no one needed.

It's not what you're looking for. And it won't help you.

Walk away. Say "f@#k it," and go live your life… preferably without carting around too much body fat.

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