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Q: What do you call sad coffee?"
A: Despresso.
Q: Johnny's Mother had three children.
The first child was named April.
The second child was named May.
What was the third child’s name??
A: (At bottom of email.)
Fun Fact
Your blood takes a very long trip through your body.
If you could stretch out all of one human’s blood vessels, end to end, they would be about 60,000 miles long.
That’s enough to go around the world almost 2.5 times!
Good to Remember
“The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years.”
~ Deepak Chopra
Words for the Heart
“One day someone is going to hug you so tight
that all of your broken pieces will glue back together."
~ Anonymous
Words for Success
You don’t need to be better than anyone else;
you just need to be better than you used to be.
~ Dr. Wayne Dyer
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May all go your way today!
A = Johnny
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YOU can Brighten someone's day!
(What a nice thing to do:)
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| Computer Chat?
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead.
Three female friends are comparing their sex lives. The first says, "My husband is an architect. Our love-making has power, form and function."
The second says, "My husband is an artist. Our love-making has passion, emotion and vision."
The third says, "My husband works for Microsoft. When we make love, he sits at the end of the bed in the dark telling me how great it will be when we finally get started."
Remember to ADD
Smiles@SunnyDaysAreHere.com
to your Address Book
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