Hi, Y'all. Who am I trying to insult with these words? Well, I don't think it would be too smart to call you Goofy.
(Around this time, dumb drug addicts often begin sending me messages in which they boast about how they are not goofy.)
The point I'm making is that there is just one thing you need to win this game:
That's TRAFFIC.
You definitely knew what I meant even before we started our little email dance.
However, you might be unaware of how to get it (For Free).
Because you do; | 
