Hi, Y'all.

I swear to you that these robots are amusing, and I mean it.

Which one should I go with?

How come you can't understand what they're saying if you don't speak "robot-ese"?

No problem.

Even if you can't communicate with these charming bunch of traffic robots, with whom I've become friends, they will bring you clients.

This is because they are really competent at what they do.

That's a comfort since speaking in ones and zeros can be a real pain in the neck.

Okay, enough of the flim-flam.

Place your order for these traffic bots right now.