I know St. Patrick's Day is on March 17. Every red-blooded Irishman (and everyone who wants to be like us) knows that.

However, the story of St. Patrick is not just for one day a year.

Do you know the "for real" history about the Apostle of Ireland or of why St. Patrick's Day is so important?

Furthermore, do you know how knowing these things can make your issues with anxiety — in this case due to your perceived "lack of productivity" — vanish almost overnight?

I bet you don't.

In fact, this email will not only show you how to eliminate that anxiety, but also make sure you never have to worry about it ever again.

Here's the story…

Saint Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, is known for banishing all the snakes from the Emerald Isle. Legend has it that he accomplished this feat in the late-5th to early-6th Century.

But, of course, no single man could do such a thing, right? Plus, all the "experts" say that post-glacial Ireland may have even had zero snakes to begin with.

Big if true … and if so, where does that leave us?

Well, what all the talking heads fail to realize is that the legend has nothing to do with actual "snakes," those creatures that Indiana Jones, and most of the rest of us if we're being honest, have an innate fear of.

The legend of Patrick and his historical value was really due to him driving out the pagan druids (the godless fake sorcerers and con-men) "infesting" Ireland at the time. These men were "snakes."

Okay. So what does this have to do with your anxiety levels or your inability to "get things done?"

Simple answer: most of the "help" around this area comes from modern-day "druids."

Fake sorcerers, shysters, and charlatans are ripping you off, bombarding you with exaggerated claims and promises, and taking your money in exchange for giving you a worthless solution to your productivity issues that (as you well know, if you've indeed tried any of them) don't work.

Unacceptable.

Our space needs a better class of loser (as the great Randy Travis crooned). Enter yours truly.

So, to further that goal, my consulting/coaching services are available at

I can't cut my prices (which are unapologetically high), but I do have some valuable bonuses — no strings attached — to give you after our first call.

Just this first training by itself can immediately be worth hundreds or thousands of dollars to you, but I don't sell it as a standalone product. You have to be "in my world" first.

Frankly, not everyone is cut out to swim in the same waters that I do. It's perfectly fine to hang on to the wall in the shallow end (which, for full disclosure, is exactly what I'm going to do with my children later this afternoon, just before my workday picks up again this evening).

If you have any more questions, just reply to this email and we'll get you straightened out.

As always,

Brian

P.S. — Beware: as a student of Jim Camp, I will probably try to get you to say "NO" to my coaching or consulting.

Doesn't mean we can't be friends.

Keep in mind, the neo-druids and time management gurus want to suck your wallet dry monthly and yearly with their newest "developments."

I don't really want people as a repeat customers. It means I didn't do my job.

The goal of a good coach should be to get his "players" to play so well that they don't need him any longer.

Think of it as birds nesting with their young. Once you take off on your own, you won't need us to feed you beak-to-beak any longer.

But you're always welcome to come back and say "hi."