This email is for bigger companies.
When I say "bigger," I'm talking at least $1 million in yearly revenue. You also have to have working offers already in place.
Do you figure that your offers should be doing 2x-5x (or more) sales than you're getting right now?
Perhaps these offers would perform if you had Yours Cranky's "hands on" assistance with your emails and your copy?
(By the way, my approach and mindset caters to 10x improvement, not a measly 2x or 5x increase in sales or revenue.)
I toyed with doing this type of thing in the past, just never pulled the trigger. In the meantime, I've done similar projects with people and firms, but less hands on. Testing the waters, if you will.
For example, one of my coaching systems takes 6 figure companies to 7 figures by simply working on their email and copy.
There was a 9-figure company that approached us, but they didn't like the direct messaging I suggested. They're now an 8 figure business whose workforce, like its revenue, is vanishing like an air-biscuit in a windstorm.
Anyway, what's the point?
As Jimmy Chitwood said, "I don't know if it'll make any change, but I figured it's time for me to start playing ball."
By that I mean:
If you qualify, I will get off my hind end and travel to your place of business.
If I had my druthers, I'd never go to another public airport for the rest of my days. But I don't always get my druthers, so I'm making this offer now and it will probably get pulled when I think better of it. But here we are…
When I get to you in person, we will analyze, dissect, and tear apart your emails and your copy and help you and your team recreate everything "on site," showing all y'all anything you need me to show you. Then we will fix things and get you up and running.
If you qualify—to do so you must be doing at least a million per year—my fees are going to be, as my father so eloquently put it, higher than the balls on a giraffe.
Furthermore, if you're a price shopper who cuddles with your blankie and your stuffie in your "safe space" every time your spouse or your accountant gives you the stink-eye for investing in your business, just know that you don't qualify.
But, if you think you qualify and are interested in this, just reply to this email.
In the email:
Tell me what your business is, who your market is, what your goals are, etc.
What your main challenges, goals, etc. are that you would want my help with.
Anything else you want me to know or any questions you have.
And, as Forrest Gump said, "That's all I have to say about that…"
As always,
Brian
